Every day is mother's day 1

Oh, okay.

Where are you going?

I gotta go to the study group.

Yeah? Okay. Well, be careful, okay?

Okay, but I'm in college. I'm not 14 anymore.

I know, I know. Just let me be a mom, okay?

Okay.

Go. Bye.

Bye.

Ew.

So, have you thought about that cruise going on for the mid-summer?

No, I don't know. I have a very full slate this summer.

It's what we share in the department now, and the new course racks.

Oh my god, you have so got to get out there and play that field game.

Okay? Yes. Yes. I get a college professor. Not a nun.

So, come on. Come on.

I know, I know. Look, I'll think about it. Okay? Really, I will.

Besides, it will probably help me deal with the whole Tom situation.

You have really got to get over that ex-husband's asshole, okay?

He left you for some young slut, Cheryl. I mean, come on.

The best thing you ever did was divorce him.

And, before you stop talking about him so much,

you should probably start fucking some other young freshman sucks in your course.

Fuck my students? Are you out of your mind?

Do you have any idea how many rules I would be breaking?

Never mind morals.

I'm just saying, I mean, come on.

If I was around all that ant-hop all the time, I'd have to be getting some.

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