Enema for the Interview

Lena, hi.

Ron.

Nice to meet you.

Good to meet you.

Have a seat.

Oh, long day.

So, uh, what do you know about the job that we, uh, have available?

Um, it said assistant at a facility.

Um, and I was looking at the job description and I saw that it was a video company.

Um, and really, they were a little rec-centric over the phone.

Yeah, I didn't really get a good impression of what the job involved.

Yeah, it's kind of, I mean, the pay is excellent because it's a pretty high energy, high pressure

environment that we work in.

I, everyone thinks I'm a monster because I'm always running around here screaming and yelling

at people and telling them, you know, calling them every name in the book.

Uh, and, uh, I think it's a good job.

I mean, I'm not really a monster.

I just need to get things done when I need to get things done.

I compensate people for my being an asshole.

Um, do you, is that something you think you could work in that kind of an environment?

I mean...

I think so.

I think I'm pretty good under pressure.

Okay, good.

Good, that's important because if you're not, you will not last here one day.

Um, you know that we're a video company.

Um, and I think that's a good job.

Yeah, actually, fuck wise.

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