Dylan Ryder
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Early Days
Published by raulfendi
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My dad gave me a GPS, but what daddy doesn't know is the GPS doesn't work when I unplug it from the car.
How am I supposed to know? This stupid thing runs on batteries too.
And now daddy expects me to walk all the way up here to go to this stupid game.
We're totally going to win anyway.
After all I go to like the best school.
We're late for that damn game.
So, I'm going to get the hell out of here.
What am I supposed to do? Just keep walking and walking?
I'm so going to need a pedicure after this hike.
No, I'm not doing a fucking video diary.
My boy Steve gave me this camera and told me to find some bitches.
You should really watch your language, okay? You don't talk to a lady like that.
Where?
Oh, you!
Where the hell are you from anyway? 'Cause you're in some wrong colors for this area, buddy.
I'm from Ann Arbor, as if there's a better place to come from.
Ah, shocker.
So...
You out here for a little vacation, huh?
For your parents' money?
Is that what that is?
We have money, but this is not the type of place one goes for a vacation.
Yeah, a football game vacation, Friends of the Way Life for you is a suggestion.
I got you.
Anyway, I hope you know I'm gonna tell all my friends at home that you're exactly the type of guy that none of us run around with, so...
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