Don't Get Them Wet (1987, US, Viper, full video, DVD rip)
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This sci-fi sex fantasy stars Viper as Beta, a sex doll given as a gift who comes to life and then starts multiplying when she gets wet. From her luscious form spring Delta and Gamma ....
Published by sound67
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Yes, can I help you?
Uh, yeah, well, I'm just looking...
Well, yeah, um...
Yeah, I was... I...
Got a roommate here, it's his birthday, and it's not for me.
Something unique, perhaps?
Well, I... I... I...
Only want the best, but...
Alright, uh...
Play around.
I'll be right back.
This is something unique.
We call it a nymphlin.
It walks and talks and fucks and sucks.
It's the ultimate sex toy.
Would you like to try her out?
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
Jack the... product.
The ultimate sex toy. Walks and talks and sucks and bucks.
Does anything you want it to. Guaranteed forever.
Anything at all.
But, uh, you have to be careful.
You do? Careful?
Gotta warn ya.
First, don't ever get them wet.
Never wet?
No, never wet.
And second, don't feed them after midnight.
No, that's easy. That's no problem at all.
We just don't feed her after midnight.
It's expensive?
How expensive?
Five hundred dollars.
Well, that's not bad. It's like five or six rock tickets is about what it costs.
Or even ten, depending on where you go.
Will that be my MasterCard?
Yes.
Yeah?
Yeah, here.
Oh, thank you.
Just...
Okay.
It's warranty, but you might not bring it back. She doesn't like work any trouble at all. Don't hesitate to call
I'm gonna have to do that, you know, we got to test her and you know, my roommate's gonna have to check her out
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