Dave Nelson - Cuffed

Hi.

Hi.

Well, I better get going. I promised my partner that I was buying donuts.

Thanks for stopping by, Sean. Remember what we talked about.

Oh, I will.

Officer Mulligan has volunteered to stop by while I'm away this weekend.

It's not that I don't trust you, David,

but it's the first time you'll have the entire house to yourself for the entire weekend.

Dad, it's not like I'm going to plan any orgies or anything.

That might be a blessing.

Seriously, though, if you have a problem, I'll be hard to reach at the conference.

You can trust Officer Mulligan. He's a good man.

Dad, he's a cop.

Sometimes I just don't understand you.

It's getting late. I've got to be going.

I'll see you Sunday.

Okay.

Bob?

Hey.

Still coming over tonight, aren't you?

Yeah.

The house is all mine except for that bird dog cop dad has on my tail.

I'll tell you guys about it when you get here.

Yeah, Jack's coming too.

Boy, you guys sure lost big time. I've got a pile of money here.

Don't rub it in.

So do you think your dad was having sex with this cop?

Pretty sure.

Hey, wait a minute. Am I missing something?

Are you telling us your father's gay?

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