Dakota Johnson - How to be Single 2016
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You need to move on.
Fine.
No, going backwards. Only forwards. You can't sleep with Tom again.
Well, then we're going to have to start going to a different bar, girlfriend.
No, you'll be fine. Just don't hit your drink number with him.
What's my drink number?
In every male-female friendship, there's a total number of drinks.
And if you hit that, and...
-Seven. -What?
I wouldn't even touch myself on less than 24.
That's...
What are you doing? Stop.
-What is that? -Stop.
Oh, my God. I thought that was going to be boiling hot. It's actually really cold.
-You have LTRP. -Oh, my God, I do?
Yeah. Tom gave it to me. For sure.
-Wait, what's LTRP? -Long-term relationship pussy.
You really need to get that taken care of.
What do you mean? I barely have any hair.
It's like you dropped your hairbrush and your vagina caught it.
I could make dreadlocks with it.
Hey.
Happy birthday.
It's your birthday.
I ***** some of your gift.
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