Cracky is going to get her chips and and sausage for flashing

bag of chips and a sausage

a sausage? you're too dirty to have my sausage love

I'm not dirty

you're not dirty, you just put your finger up your arse, look at you wiping it on your palm

you put your finger up your arse, you touch my fucking seatbelt as well

fuck you, that's got some fucking stains on it

clean now, yeah look at it, clean yeah, yeah makes sense

so sausage and chips? yeah

alright we'll see what's up, for a sausage though love

because that weren't part of the deal, you're gonna get the tits out for the sausage

not for the lads, get your tits out for the sausage

not my sausage, the savoy sausage

sausage, chips, if you give me something with any good tone

no well that's what the chippy give you, I'm gonna worry about that, it's not me you're giving me that

there we go, you've got such nice tits for a *********

sausage, chips, mmmm, batter bits

batter bits? so you want some ********* bits?

salt and vinegar, and one of them, I didn't even know they do batter bits

one of them colourful forks

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