Click, Erotic curse of Cairo
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In case you don't know me, my name is Dr. Fez,
and I'm what you might call a clinical researcher in human sexuality.
I wasn't searching for a mere bit of bone or a piece of crumbling ancient pottery,
or even gold encrusted with rubies.
No, what I was looking for was much more valuable.
It was something that was ****** from me.
And after a year of searching,
I was on the verge of recovering something very dear to my heart,
as well as several other pieces of my anatomy.
There!
Someone had ****** it where no one was supposed to find it.
You go ahead.
No, not me.
Come on.
No quiero entrar.
Eh?
We're in a good one.
I'm not certain of its origin, but it's more powerful than a nuclear arsenal,
and more valuable than the combined wealth of the planet.
And it belonged to me.
Wait for me! Wait for me!
Finally, I had gotten the click.
But the situation was very dangerous.
On the block market, the clicker was worth untold millions.
We hear you are departing us, Doctor.
Yes, I'm catching a ferry tonight.
Is there any truth to this rumor of this magical sex device?
You know, gentlemen, truth is relative.
People are saying that whoever has this device can make anyone do anything.
Anything.
Yes. I'll answer your question.
Give us the device.
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