Captivating Red Hot Vixen Craves Big Cock - Episode 9

Well, read my lips. No anal sex. How's that for bad luck?

I know I am.

You're kidding, right?

What's the ****?

Bud Brown, Beverly Hills proctologist.

It's an autobiography.

The last word in bend over and say ah novels.

You're sick.

Well, you know, there's not a lot of career options available for somebody named Bud Brown.

Nobody's going to buy this. It's repulsive.

Yes, but it is gripping.

Make you a deal. I'll read you the first couple of chapters and that's not all it's cracked up to be.

Then for you I'll...

You'll what?

I'll do something.

Just make sure it's very expensive.

Well, I'm listening.

Okay, I'll get to it.

Wait till you hear this. It's going to kill you.

I could have started my book off by saying two chiropractors walk into a bar, see, but then it would have sounded like the beginning of a bad joke.

Or the beginning of a bad book.

I'll forget I heard that.

Anyway, I'm blowing literary license here, but you'll get the drift as I go on.

You fellows are doctors, huh?

Chiropractors, actually. Our practice has grown in leaps and bounds.

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