Candi the cock sucking cunt admits she is dumb cunt

But I came across this definition for dumb cunt.

And, you know, I had to read it.

And here is what it says.

It says, "For dumb cunt," this is the definition,

"usually a dim-witted blonde with big boobs."

And, you know, "named something like Candy or Bambi or Brandy."

I don't know, one of those.

Maybe both, hell if I know.

But, then it says, "She makes basic errors,"

which, you know, okay, yeah,

"and cannot tell left from right."

And I'm seriously, this is like,

I have been threatened with an L and an R tattoo

so I know the difference between left and right

because it's really hard to figure that out.

I don't like GPS because I have to think really hard

which is left or right.

It's really hard.

Anyways, "and is very gullible,"

which, in my defense, I'm not as gullible as my mom.

But, I believe freaking anything.

If you tell me something with a straight face

and seem believable, I will believe you.

It's just, you know, it is.

Then, it also says,

"A woman who lacks the fundamental skills

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