Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate - The Sweetest Thing

Nothing.

I just have never seen you laugh like this before.

That's all.

Laugh like what?

The fake.

Oh, all bajiggity about some guy.

You call me bajiggity?

Yeah.

I'm really sorry.

I didn't mean to stare.

Oh, no, that's cool.

That's why I got him.

I'm not bajiggity.

You are so bajiggity.

Hey, look.

Real.

Oh, thank you.

You can touch it if you want to.

No, no, no.

Oh, my God.

You're so good at that.

Thanks.

Of course.

Go right ahead.

Thank you.

Do you guys have any Advil?

Oh, my God.

Oh, baby.

He is so cute.

So stupid.

Oh, baby.

Can I get that purse now?

Please?

Mm, yes, you can have the purse.

No, no.

Thank you.

OK.

Here's the purse.

Oh, thank you very much.

He dreamed of Venus and played with his penis

and woke up with a handful of giz.

Wait, don't make me laugh.

Don't make me laugh.

Don't make me laugh.

I'm going to die.

God.

I'm following the yellow brick road.

Follow the yellow brick road.

La, la,...la.

Oh, Puffy.

You look like my old doggy Puffy.

Hello, girl.

I've never seen you before.

Oh, my God.

I'm so happy.

That's a good girl.

What you got there?

Come on.

Come on.

What you got?

What can you do?

What can you do?

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