Caligula In 12 Minutes

Regula. - Yes, my lord.

Why do you say such monstrous things about me at Rome?

Remember this.

That I have let you live.

So far, my little fishies love me.

Innocence, you see.

I protect their innocence.

It is the least I can do, for it is a foul word.

Oh, fire now!

Nerva is scowling at us.

Help me, Nerva!

Because you are good.

So, when I am gone, watch out for Mactan.

Mmm, what might they be?

I have none!

Remove your boot laces.

Most of my life I have given to the Roman people. I have fought. I have given all.

Aren't they lovely?

Yes, sir.

The satans are from Illyria.

And, uh, uh-huh. This nymph is from... where are you from?

Britain, Lord.

Britain!

Speaking statues.

Yes, yes. And they do more than speak. They do.

You prefer nymphs to satans?

I like both, Lord.

One needs both. Yes, to keep healthy.

Rome is a republic, and you and I are plain citizens.

Mortal vicion!

You say he's close to death?

Tiberius ****, be worse for us.

You love the bastard.

Lucky boy!

Look at them! Aren't they beautiful?

Ladies, tell him to rise.

For the blameless reputation.

I'll have to work out a special rate for you.

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