Britt Robertson in Ask Me Anything

What?

What's with the face?

Well, did you tell him you have no experience?

Of course not.

Honey.

What, what, what, why are you so fucking negative?

We need protection.

No, no we don't.

Are you sure?

Oh, God.

Please.

Please, slow down. Slow down.

I want to tell Hasselhoff.

You can do it.

You can.

That was a big mistake.

Yeah.

I'm in love.

With somebody else.

Oh, and suddenly age matters?

Yeah, it matters because I'm *******s older than you.

I'm not 23.

And I'm not married.

And I'm not your boss.

Why are you freaking out?

All we did was kiss.

Stop. Stop pretending like you don't know what's going on.

That's why he hired you.

He's a fucking scumbag.

And what are you?

Being pregnant is like being seasick

and you can't get off the boat.

The smell of bubble gum,

deodorant, scented candles

makes me want to ***** from my toes.

Hello?

I'm pregnant, and the baby's yours.

So I thought maybe before I got an abortion,

you'd like to discuss it.

Dwayne, you know better.

You could've called me during--

You don't need antidepressants.

If I move in with Glenn, it's the beginning of my adult life,

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