Blonde goes to confession

Sienna.

Sienna.

Tell me the details of what happened.

Take your time, Sienna.

I'm not sure if I can be forgiven, Father.

My sins are so evil.

Tell me of these sins.

I have a lovely boyfriend.

He's so loving and kind.

He treats me so well.

He takes me places.

He buys me things.

He never, ever speaks to other girls.

But he has a small cock.

It's just really a little and decides dying.

At first it wasn't too much of an issue.

I didn't feel like there was any need for a bigger one.

It didn't please me but it wasn't bad.

But then I experienced a big one and now I can't go back.

Is this one of your sins that you are confessing to me?

Yes it is.

Tell me what happened Sienna.

I heard these girls, I know, they were talking about this guy and how big he was.

And one night, after a few red wines with my dinner and my family, I went out for a walk.

And I ended up at a pub that I know he goes to.

And I began talking to him, I'd seen him there.

And I found myself slowly starting to manipulate him, and tease him and flirt with him.

And a couple of more glasses of red wine later, he was asking if I wanted to go back to his.

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