Big Tammy Likes Wiggling That Ass While We Fuck

'Cause I'm Mr. McFeely with a speedy delivery

You'd think I was a ditch away, this chick was digging me

But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be

She's cute, yeah, for a pig

Oh, what do you know? You're probably going home alone

And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a ****** loan

Plus, beauty, it's only skin deep

It's in the eye of the beholder, my beholder's about to squeak

I could tap that barrel, in fact, I know I can

C'est la noix, c'est toi, you and me and a hidekin

'Cause you're pretty when I'm *****

You're pretty when I'm *****

And I'm pretty fucking *****

Regrets, I have for you

First and foremost, I'd like to mention you

For the sake of conversation, we'll call you the brand new heavy

You're a mix between an up-knot and Eugene Levy

You can call it big bone, I prefer to call it gut

You're Buddha, you're Shamrock, you're Jabba the fucking Knot

You had hard food start, and your boobies were hairy

I smelled tuna melt, but I wasn't gonna worry

It was 3 AM, and I wasn't getting squat

So I rolled you up a flowery, and aimed it for the wet spot

AY STOP!

I- I- WHY?

I just don't get it, I always catch you fuckers watching this sick shit

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