Best way to teach a girl

Vanessa, good morning.

Good morning, sir.

Next chance, Vanessa.

After you were failing your exam last week, and the week before, are we trying again today?

Yes, sir.

Do you know why you are maintaining this position today?

Yes, because if I fail again this time, I will receive a corporal punishment from you.

A severe corporal punishment.

My patience is limited.

Failing once may happen.

Failing a second time, surprising, but may happen.

Failing a third time, unacceptable.

Five quick questions.

Simple, straight questions.

We have two minutes.

Yes, sir.

President of the United States.

Next one please.

Three countries in Europe starting with an S like sugar.

Next one please sir.

How many meters are 560 inches?

Next one please.

Which colors result from green and blue?

Next one please sir.

And the last one, what's the highest building in the world?

I'm done sir.

Check your hand once again.

Sure about the mob?

Yes sir, I'm sure.

I hope so girl.

Otherwise, travel.

Actually, download Travel.

Excuse me. Did you say Bill Gates here?

Did you say President of the United States of Bill Gates?

I thought it was.

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