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Viper, Paul Thomas
Published by Oldcrop65
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Hey. - Oh, fuck it, yeah, Jesus.
This is gonna sound really tacky, but, you know, I'd really like to fuck you.
I mean, we almost died together, you know, it'd be...
I don't know, I just... I think I'd really like to fuck you, 'cause I suck your cock.
Ha! You're pretty direct, aren't you?
Well, you almost killed me. - Oh, I guess...
Yeah, I guess almost dying together kinda makes us pretty close.
Close, right. - Okay.
Yeah? - I guess that...
What do you say, baby? Wanna fuck?
Yeah! - Yeah.
Hey, you know, I don't even worry about getting fired, you know, because...
'Cause I'm gonna quit, I'm gonna run away, and I'm gonna leave the world.
You wanna come with me?
Well... yeah.
Maybe that'd be nice.
Wanna fuck first? - Yeah.
You got the room for all day? - Got the room all day long.
All night long.
Oh, this is pretty funny, you know, reading this way.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I meet lots of people here.
Jesus Christ, what a tattoo.
I like it.
What is that?
I'll start to start.
He doesn't have
Guess I won't need that anymore.
Save it for next time.
Book and give it a hack, he'll think it's a trick.
It's my mom.
Nice.
Sorry, Mom.
What's this?
Oh, that's my teddy bear.
You're a Cubs fan?
Hey, Mr. Stubbs.
No wonder you're suicidal.
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