Best of# 1537

Yeah.

Nothing to do.

Okay.

Oh shit! Now what happened?

I told you this elevator was for shit!

Push stop, then start a couple times, then it will go back on.

It's not working

Relax, Ed. It'll go back on in a few minutes.

I hope you're right.

But if not...

Damn, it's been 20 minutes since this damn elevator stopped.

It'll start up eventually.

God, it's getting hot in here.

What are you telling me?

You have to conserve our oxygen.

Don't worry about it. I think air gets in here.

You're breathing on my oxygen.

What are you talking about?

I'm a girl. I breathe less.

Bullshit. You've got bigger lungs than me.

Perhaps I do have bigger lungs.

Yeah, uh, they are bigger.

And they're very beautiful.

I mean, I'm sure you're beautiful too.

So are you.

But alas, I am Ben's exclusively.

True, yeah.

But that's the whole fact of marriage, right?

You're such a loyal friend.

You've always been so sweet.

You shouldn't do this.

Yeah, you're absolutely right.

I mean, you're his best friend, and I'm his fiancé.

Trillian.

We're in a hot elevator. We're *****, incapable of rational judgments.

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