Balls In Action (1970)

Where's your autograph, book, and pencil?

I'd like it right here, please.

Oh, yeah?

And I see you brought your own pencil.

Never let it be said that no mammoth doesn't give his all to his fans.

I hope you're as active off the field as you are on, Mr. Mammoth.

You know what they call me, don't you, baby?

Sure. Balls in action.

Well, they don't call me that for nothing.

They don't call you Mammoth for nothing either.

You talk too much.

Well, you have any better suggestions?

Sure. What you've seen.

With you? Anything.

Hey, what's that number on your shirt mean?

It could be height. And it could be waist.

Or something.

Hey, take it easy.

I'm not too experienced at this kind of thing.

Come around a little more often and maybe I'll get you used to a few things.

Boy, what they say about you sure is true.

You're a ladies' man, aren't you?

Sure. Why not?

I like to get my kicks on the field and off.

Different strokes for different folks, they say.

I've got no hang-ups.

Let's lay down in the grass.

What's your name?

Tina.

Hmm.

You're awfully cute, Tina.

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