Anybody knows the actor name or the movie title?

First of all, to what do you attribute your great success as a lover?

Well, because I have this great tool to work with.

A huge dick.

One that stays hard and never goes down, either.

Come on, get down on your hands and knees.

Well, just your knees.

You can use your hand to hold that big sausage of mine.

Never mind him. Just keep rolling.

Well, the first time I ever got laid was when I was ten days old.

Yes, ten. Ten days old.

This nurse, she sucked me off, and I came all over her face,

and that's how I got this fetish for facial cum shots.

I love it. The nurses love it.

So she put this big old blue ribbon on me

and said I'd win first prize at any county fair.

Yeah, it's a whopper.

Big 12-incher.

Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Valentino,

I believe that about as much as I believe that last story of yours.

Well, it's true. Maybe you'd like to see it, huh?

Keep rolling, but just ignore this.

Maybe you'd like to see it, really. I'm serious.

I don't think so. Why don't you tell me a little bit more?

Well, when I was in high school,

all the cute ************ just wanted to fuck me.

I tell you, there was Mary and there was Jane

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