Allentown,PA full of bad puerto ricans

A hundred dollars, because you gotta put me in the front.

Is that a lot though? A hundred dollars for parking?

Man, how long we pull up there, I don't know what's going on. We ain't really paying nothing.

That's just a tip to the valet because you're a player. So put me up to the front.

Other people have to pay a lot for parking, don't they?

Like, what is the most you think people should pay if you're not a player?

Like, if I were to pull up there, what should I pay for parking at a strip club?

So you won't have to pay.

I'll go on and get you a little ride across the street from the club though.

You guys are good with tools.

Bow! Bow!

You're good with tools like the diamond tester.

Yeah, yeah.

Diamond tester, I love that.

That's my personal club, the diamond tester. How you doing?

Give me my diamond.

So what kind of diamond tester would work?

You're going to place the diamond tester right on the diamond.

And you're going to go out and let your nurse the red diamond.

Put it straight on the diamond.

And put it on the metal and it's going to beep.

Drop it on the metal.

So you can't really see it.

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