Alisha Rydes - a Suck Too Far
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Craig is a nice lad and that but god the females in his family are fucking slags. His Gran I'm most surprised at as she is the oldest, his mother played the I'm worried about my son card with me and his younger sister. Fucking hell. She gets up to all sorts at Uni. Its getting to the point I can't look him in the eye when we are having a pint. Today his Mam came round again and insisted I spent some time with her now, at first I thought oh fuck she is getting clingy. Then I realized what she meant was suck my cock. I had to go somewhere and she wasn't happy but there's always time to get you dick sucked off a MILF and of course I don't take long so it worked out nicely.
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Previously on Nerd Pervert.
I don't know what's going on with him and Kaz like, but
he's always pissed off.
I don't like it.
Yeah, I know, but I've been catching him.
What, you've worn that?
No, I think that you're a bad influence on him.
Oh, look at that spunk in your mouth.
Oh, God.
That's amazing, that.
Oh.
You're going to have to go out the back door or something.
Hey, you all right?
Are you ready?
Early again.
Are you ready?
No, I'm--
Are you all backed up?
No, no, just a scarlet.
Just ignore it, man.
I'm Paul Taylor.
I'm just an everyday guy living in England.
I like comic books, playing video games,
and going to the movies.
But there's something about me that makes
this reality show extra special.
I'm a good bullshitter, and lies just flow off my tongue.
So I go around telling girls I'm an adult casting agent.
Oh, pour it on.
Yeah, it's off, right?
It's not wrong.
Honestly, the two best things to watch,
people getting fucking half the bits of a chainsaw,
or someone getting fucking two cocks up their arse.
It's fucking great.
That film was apparently won an award in the movie.
I was just trying to say what all the fuss was about.
Just imagine this.
Judges and people who want to know what it's all about
aren't sat there with their hands down their pants, are they?
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