AA - Busty Boss

Well, I've been going over the quarterly reports,

and it looks like you're failing miserably.

Um, I mean, it's been kind of a slow month,

but are my numbers that bad?

You see, Johnny, in the business world,

the key to success is relaxation.

Do you masturbate?

What?

Do you masturbate?

The five knuckles shuffle,

choke the chicken,

buff the banana, you know, masturbate.

Yeah, I masturbate.

How many times a week do you masturbate?

I don't know, maybe like two or three times?

Well, you need to up those numbers. Those are rookie numbers.

You see, I personally, I masturbate two to three times a day.

In fact, I masturbate so much that I don't even wear underwear.

You know what, Mr. Castle? I think I know what the problem might be.

See when I'm really stressed out, I just properly know how to get myself off.

And in that respect, it just makes me feel better.

I feel like it's so much harder.

masturbation is always good but what's even better and really relaxing is a

good

Oh, baby.

Oh, butt.

Oh

Aw.

Hey, don't touch that coffee.

Coffee's for fucking closers.