A Thing of Beauty Part One

Sailing, soldiering, thieving, threatening.

Misers, menials, priests alarming.

Air breathing, water drinking, on the turf or the sea beach dancing.

Cities wrenching, ease scorning, statutes mocking.

Feebleness chasing, fulfilling our foray.

We two boys together clinging by Walt Whitman.

Oh.

Oh

Oh.

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Oh, oh,...oh

I'm sorry.

Oh

Oh

Okay.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

He's very handsome, very sexy man.

He's got a nice deep voice, which I find really appealing.

Hi, I'm Dale Cooper.

That was bad.

I don't know.

Hi, I'm Colby Keller.

This is my impression of Dale Cooper.

Hi, I'm Dale Cooper.

But I'm really Colby Keller.

I have a deep voice.

Yeah, you do.

Yeah, someone told me I sound just like Liam Neeson.

One thing people don't know about Dale--

hmm, let me see.

He's a big dork.

He loves video games, role-playing games.

He likes World of Warcraft.

Actually, the sexiest thing about Colby Keller was his beard.

And then he shaved it off.

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