3 in a Towel (1969)
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I am Romeo Bruno, like Shakespeare's Romeo Lethargio, but I can't live up to his prowess
with women.
I am always lonely.
I know my dreams could never happen or be seen beyond the privacy of my subconscious
mind because in dreams my virility would be the envy of Romeo himself.
Today my dream will be the culmination of them all.
The day my prowess will exceed all men.
Every woman I meet will succumb to my wishes.
Believe my every word.
Here is a girl that takes my fancy.
I will chide her with my verbal wit.
Behold, you lovely creature, I am about to depart across the golden bridge.
Her name was Joy.
She spoke elusively and made me feel that surely her chastity was incarnate in her maidenhead.
Could I take from her the jewel she held so dear?
I asked if she would accompany me on a voyage in the lovely sunshine and cruise through
sensual waves of ecstasy.
The modesty with which she spoke, I felt the jewel would be her dower and hoped this dream
might bring other girls before the time for that.
I spoke with every enduring word at my command and then she acquiesced to go.
Lust and liberty creep in the minds and marrows of our youth,
that 'gainst the stream of virtue they may strive,
and drown themselves in riot,
itches, blames, so all the Athenian bosoms,
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