2626357 severe strokes

Oh, she knew.

Balls get pinched when you stick quarters in them.

Is that it?

Because that's out, but I'm sick.

Oh, please.

Oh, oh, God, ugh.

This is why you told me to make my makeup pretty again so you could do this.

Oh, we just want you to look pretty for our members.

This is from Sephora, Sid.

Hello?

I'm not going to be a tie-dye forever.

Don't think.

I thought you and I could be friends.

No, not so sure.

We'll see.

You're off my Christmas card list.

I can't think of anything glad enough to call you.

I think Marianne is my name.

I stuck her hair in.

No, we didn't do it for a while.

Did you?

It's not part of the zipper. It is. It's something else entirely. The wax seals the zipper onto you.

Well aren't you crafty. It hurts me. You have your own etch-a-page.

Ow! Shut up, honey.

Everything's red and black because we're so hardcore around here.

That's right.

So hardcore.

If these are different...

I wonder what's going on on Facebook.

Are y'all caught up on The Walking Dead?

I think I just, oh yeah, they just rescued Zero from the compound.

Pretty good.

is exactly how fun.

First come first serve.

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